Sisters are doing it

What would you call a group of do-gooding women who get together on a weeknight to sew, crochet and knit teddy bears and blankets for a children's camp charity? Grandmas?

What would you call them if they were all young, drank too much wine and got raunchy, cut all the patterns out wrong, had to keep unraveling the yarn because it was all wonky, and had several bleeding emergencies? The Golden Girls, naturally. Hey, it's the thought that counts, right? We may get one three-legged bear and a holey blanket out of this yet -- oh no, we're not giving up. We'll help those kids if it's the last thing we do -- while drinking wine. Just take the advice of one GG's real grandma -- don't stand there holding your hoo-hah waiting for us to get it done.