If you must know

Okay, got tagged, so here are five things I'm pretty sure you don't know about me:

1. I was busted by the cops on the subway in Amsterdam for not paying the fare. I had to pay a 50 guilder fine.

2. I once put super glue in a guy's peanut butter. I wasn't sure if it would kill him, but I figured it would at least make him sick. He never ate it, though, so my record is clean.

3. I hate those cheesy scenes in movies when people dance around in their underwear when they're home alone to show how carefree and goofy they are. Except I do it myself all the time.

4. When I was about 10, I hated my name and tried to get people to call me Farley (like that's better?). I was a weird kid.

5. I spent $150 at Victoria's Secret and Bath & Body Works today. Hey, I'm a girl and I need a lot of girly stuff to get through the day.