Words, words, words

Recent commentary on the GEG:

Your middle name is vice.
I go away for two weeks and you change your entire life!
You're so ... specific.
You're such a pain.
Thanks. Now I'm gonna have to go home and beat it like it stole from me.
You always smell good.
You take good care of me.
I thought about it and you're wrong.
I think your smile could sell cars.
I never thought I'd meet someone more argumentative than me.
You don't bug me as much as you think you do.
You bug me.
You sure do get bitchy when you're hungry or tired.

And the sweetest:

I missed you.