The fun begins

Off to the divorce lawyer we go. I guess the fun has been going on for quite awhile, but now we get to pay hard-earned money to have this mess made legal and binding. Isn't that special? Soon it'll be behind me instead of ahead of me and I'll have a bit less baggage so I can travel light. As I've been told more than once, the world is my oyster now, so off I go.

I hate oysters.