Close calls

A little while back, some creep, who's apparently been in our office before looking for purses, etc. to steal, was run off while in the process of gathering up the contents of one of my coworkers' offices.

Then, the other day, I walked over to the bank at lunch to do a little business. The sign on the door said that branch was closed for an "emergency." I later found out there had been an armed robbery there about an hour before.

Does this mean a third close call is coming, or that the bad guys will get me on that try? The lock on my porch door is broken -- I'm thinking I better get that fixed. Crap.

Hey, bad guys, I'm on your side. Really. Move along, okay?