Attention, PEOPLE OF EARTH

Would you freaking get on board with Scientology, already, so Tom Cruise can go on vacation? Be fair. Does he have to do EVERYTHING? There are THINGS to be done. This THING and that THING. THINGS, ya know? Like possibly editing this video down from 9 minutes to about 2? That would be 7 more minutes that Tom could be doing THINGS. Come ON.