So much to do

One of my birthday presents was a book that has a list:

"What Every Woman Should Do Once"

I have my own personal list that I'm working on and adding to, but these can be fun, too. First of all, several of these every woman should do as many times as possible. That said, let's see how I'm doing.

1. Make up an alias.

All the time, for various reasons, and not just here. It's just easier.

2. Skinny dip.

Not yet.

3. Insist on being called "Your Majesty."

Does it count if I was called it without insisting? It's good to be the queen.

4. Sleep out under the stars.

Yes, many times, but I'd rather lie out under the stars awake and then retreat to a soft bed.

5. Start with dessert.

What do you think?

6. Be a diva for a night at a karaoke bar.

At a karaoke bar, at a dive bar, at a ritzy bar, at a sports bar. Otherwise, why go?

7. Act out a page of the Kama Sutra.

Just one is for amateurs. Yes, of course, plenty.

8. Call in sick and spend a whole day shopping with your best friend.

We are deep into amateur country here, boys and girls.

9. Own something leather, besides a coat or gloves.

Sigh. Yes. Skirt, boots, belts, purses, etc. etc.

10. Date a guy you met on the Internet.

What do you mean by "date"?


Those are the first ten. I don't think I'll be skinny dipping in February, so I'll come back to that one. More later...