This month's goals: Bench press 150 lbs. and be able to snap a dude's neck between my steel thighs

I find myself with lots of time that I had been spending doing something that I will no longer be doing (if you follow) so I'm becoming a gym rat again. It's been quite awhile since I've worked out (no, I'm not proud of that), and when I do, I tend to go full force. A couple of friends and I joined together and I'm so excited that I have waaaaayyyyy more stamina than I thought I would at this point. I'll drive them insane with this, I'm sure, and they'll stop speaking to me and shun me as the bossy freak that I am, but until then, I'm gonna whip them into shape! I'm back!