Advice

Always have a beautiful friend who:

Has a beautiful pool.
Lets you come over anytime.
Invites you to bask on the deck while she pours your beverage straight down your throat for as long as you can stand it.
Beware The Shark at this beautiful gathering, who will shout, "When's the naked pool party?" three to five times before everyone else tires of ignoring his loutishness and shouts back, "Never!" because The Shark is the most slimy, unattractive male at the otherwise beautiful party and the last troll anyone wants to see naked or vice versa.
When The Shark leaves, do your thing with the rest of the beautiful people.

Oh, and if you need a laugh, go see Strangers With Candy. So wrong, it's right.