Just pump it

Please, my good people. From this day forward, can we all agree not to bring up/discuss/analyze/bitch about the price of gas? I realize that the topic is endlessly fascinating to and obsessed upon by many. And I do so enjoy the front page pictures of some frowning guy holding a gas nozzle and standing next to his Cadillac or Range Rover. But I simply can't take it anymore. I'm begging here, y'all. Here are several common and useful liquids that are in fact more expensive than gasoline: Orange juice. Milk. Diet Coke. Caffeine-free Diet Coke. Bottled water. Tide detergent. Starbucks Frappuccino. One bourbon, one scotch, one beer. Discuss amongst yourselves. Thank you.