What did you call me?

Such is life that what you want will come, but not when you want it. When I was a little kid, I wanted a nickname so badly, but nobody ever gave me one -- and that's one thing you can't do yourself. Among me and my brother and sister, I have an unusual name that might seem to invite nicknames, and they each have pretty mainstream names. But each of them picked up a nickname from virtually day one that has stuck to this day. I couldn't for the life of me get anyone to call me anything but my given, crazy name. Now, I adore my name but I've also somehow picked up a string of nicknames along the way: K______ Bean, K______ Doll, LaQueesha, Milady, Cheenee, Pinkie K______ and Rasputin eyes (my favorite) and a few others. Of course, those are ones that I know about. The secret nicknames we give are the best. I like to think I have other nicknames that skewer me so well that I can never be told of them.