Mets Suck!

If you know one fact at Yankees Stadium, let it be this:

Mets Suck!

Don't worry, you will have plenty of reminders, especially if you sit with the Bleacher Creatures. These, um, creatures will school you in the finer points of Yankeedom, and burn an image of the Bronx into your brain as they do it that you will never forget.

Are the Yankees playing the Mets? No! It doesn't matter! Mets suck!!!!

For instance, if a Yank hits a home run, true fans will roll around on the ground and scratch their asses violently. And scream: Mets suck! Mets suck! You getting the picture? (Never mind that the bleachers are the "family" section. Those little shits need to know this stuff as much as the big people do.)

The music during the game offers ample opportunities to express your feelings. That stupid song, This is how I know I'm hot, becomes pure poetry:

This is how I know METS SUCK!!

And:

We will...we will...rock you!

becomes:

We will...we will...Mets suck!

Okay, that doesn't work as well. But that will not stop you! You know what to do. You will scream it until your throat bleeds! Damn!

Because more than the Sox are retarded, or whoever the Yankees are actually playing has a dearth of sporting ability, or the Bronx Rox 4-evah ...

METS SUCK! FUCK!

Last season in Yankee Stadium. RIP